The most outrageous, outlandish, ridiculous, and absurd on the face of it, idea has been concocted by a tiny turd from the Netherlands. By giving a TED talk (and the preposterousness of that focal point for fancifulness knows no bounds and is not going to be discussed further here), whoring the idea on social media, and raising millions of dollars from gullible goons, an idea was hatched to put plastic into the ocean in order to remove plastic from the ocean. I’m…