HE WANTED YOU’S DEAD (AT LEAST 1–2 PERCENT OF THE HERD)

AND THE TRANSFUSED M*****FUCKER LIVES

Image by Syaibatul Hamdi from Pixabay

GOOD-MORNING, BRITAIN (IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE ‘GREAT’, IF EVER). THE MAN WHO WANTED YOU’S DEAD, IN ORDER TO SOLVE A MYRIAD OF TROUBLESOME ISSUES AT A STROKE — THE HOUSING CRISIS, UNEMPLOYMENT, DEFLECTING BREXIT SCRUTINY — IS ALIVE AND WELL. HAVING BEEN TRANSFUSED WITH SURVIVOR BLOOD, HE LIVES, TO ONCE…